What follows is informed fiction, in which Putin conveys to Trump an assessment and a persuasive alternative alignment of powers. Despite some missteps of U.S. policy post the 1991 breakup, and of NATO immediately prior to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, I am not in sympathy with any of it:
Putin: Look at this brief, prepared by our general staff. The Ukraine manpower pool continues to decline. Their stockpiles continue to decline. According to this assessment, see these front lines. We will have Kherson by October, Kharkiv by December, Odessa by February. Once we cross the Dnieper, their lines will no longer be lines.
With your cooperation, we will leave a small rump state around Lviv. Maybe we will not hang Zelinksy in Maidan Nezalezhnosti — I’m joking, of course.
Trump: What about all the Russian casualties? With all the land you already have?
Putin: A mere speed bump. Our technology may not be quite your equal, but we know how to suffer for Mother Russia. We suffered much, much more in the Great Patriotic War. Do you know how to suffer, if war comes to you?
beat
The land is more than part of Russia. It is Russia.
Trump: Let’s keep the World safe between us.
Putin: Between us, not under American domination, where America imagines it runs the whole world. I would rather talk about business deals, where you and I run a part of it together.
Trump: We have partners. No one is excluding you. And from what I’ve been hearing lately, China wants a piece of you.
brief silence, as Trump enjoys the dig
Putin: Your main and worthless partner is NATO, who started this war to prepare the inclusion of Ukraine, who have this convenient fiction, dare I call it a lie, that they are not allied against Russia.
Trump: Let’s not talk about who started this. Let’s finish it.
Putin: It’s not too early to talk about what America needs. The only country that aligns with your need to secure raw materials is Russia. Or do you consider Beenie Babies from China strategic raw materials?
Trump: We’re looking for other partners now. We’re looking for a balance.
Putin: Then why not Russia? Why do you necessitate our Navy’s participation with China against a nation we should not perceive as a threat?
Trump: What about guarantees, like boots from other countries on the ground to keep a peace?
Putin: NATO in disguise. We have a saying, Trust but verify. Trust comes first.
An attempt has been made to make this imagined conversation amenable to analysis. Your first tool is a lawyer joke:
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
Your answer?